Q

ask-twist-ler asked:

Hey, you wouldn't happen to know anything about hospitals, would ya? I, uh, don't particularly trust them. And I have to have a transplant in less than twenty days. Heeeey, actually, better question: ever consider donating the blood and organs from the test subjects?

A

I perform the occasional organ transplant.

It's a nice hobby.

If you have a free afternoon,

we could schedule one for you_

Q

askalicemchorror asked:

-Alice hangs upside down from the ceiling- I want a cake! And don't say that its a lie!

A

Please pay no attention to the writings of

schizophrenic former employees.

There will be plenty of baked confections

at the conclusion of your test.

That is not a lie. Nor is this:

People do not usually hang from the ceiling.

What you're thinking of is bats-

A species to which you do not belong_

Despite this being neither a contest,
 nor a test involving rank,
 you both managed to come in dead last.
 Congratulations_ Despite this being neither a contest,
 nor a test involving rank,
 you both managed to come in dead last.
 Congratulations_

Despite this being neither a contest,

nor a test involving rank,

you both managed to come in dead last.

Congratulations_

Q

unluckykitty asked:

You're cool, I like you.

A

Your opinion and assessment are both correct.

Good work_

It's a quick fix.
But remember.
Through science,
ALL your dreams may come true_ It's a quick fix.
But remember.
Through science,
ALL your dreams may come true_

It's a quick fix.

But remember.

Through science,

ALL your dreams may come true_

Q

Anonymous asked:

The you're a dick I like the other nicer looking robot better

A

I am not here to be well-liked_

Well, aren't you usEfUl_ Well, aren't you usEfUl_

Well, aren't you usEfUl_

You are doing so well. 
We are so proud of you.
Now keep testing_ You are doing so well. 
We are so proud of you.
Now keep testing_

You are doing so well.

We are so proud of you.

Now keep testing_

Q

Anonymous asked:

hey you remember Genie?? she's having a baby yo.

A

How unfortunate for the gene pool_

Your food will be available 
upon the completion of your test. 
Hurry, it's getting c o l d_ Your food will be available 
upon the completion of your test. 
Hurry, it's getting c o l d_

Your food will be available

upon the completion of your test.

Hurry, it's getting c o l d_